FUNNY PHRASES

- The best selling car in Brazil is the used car. Why there isn't automakers to manufacture second hand's cars ? (Carlito Maia)


- I only believe in what I can see. I don't believe, for example, in Luiza Brunet. (Luis Fernando Verissimo)
 
- Prestige only gives money to Nestle
 
- The world's first economist was Christopher Columbus when he left, not knew whither he went, when he come, did not know where he was. And all with the government's money. (Ronaldo Costa Couto)


- The Power wears especially those who do not have. (Felipe Gonzalez)

- Corruption is not a Brazilian invention, but impunity is something really ours. (Jô Soares)


- The first sense of who's doing diet is to insurgency. Makes you want to end it all and restart with what is in the refrigerator. (Anonymous)


- Democracy is relative in this country, but corruption is absolute. (Paul Brossard)

- There is nothing wrong with Florida that a hurricane can't heal. (Carl Haiaasen)

HA HA HA HA HA !!! VERY FUNNY